A Year In The Life Of The Florida Man

Wouter van Heeswijk, PhD
20 min readJun 29, 2021

Google’s top headlines for every day of the year

Photo by Jorge Vasconez on Unsplash

Most people will have heard of the Florida Man meme. You type in your birthday on Google, add the term ‘Florida Man’, and a whole list of bizarre headlines pops up. Wouldn’t it be great to get an overview of the best headlines without the manual effort?

In another article, I detailed the procedure to acquire the list using Google’s Custom Search API and a series of Python operations. Such operations include selecting only headlines that start with ‘Florida Man’, removing duplicates, filtering overview articles, etc. Note that the list is not perfect in this regard (with headlines occasionally covering the same event twice); the point was to have a fully automated procedure. Let’s not be concerned with such details here though, and simply present the list — the top headlines for each day in the year of the Florida Man!

January

01-January Florida Man Arrested For Attacking McDonald’s Employee Over Not Getting A Straw
02-January Florida Man Robs Store Dressed As Spiderman
03-January Florida Man, Angry Over Straw, Attacks McDonald’s Cashier, She Fights Back
04-January Florida Man Arrested For Throwing Pizza At Father After Finding Out His Dad Helped Birth Him
05-January Florida Man Jailed Over Desecrating Mosque With…

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Wouter van Heeswijk, PhD

Assistant professor in Financial Engineering and Operations Research. Writing about reinforcement learning, optimization problems, and data science.